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Two men are golfing at a local golf course

The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer.

The second man is in awe. "Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."...

Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"

The two black guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.

They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Pro...

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