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Fez Jokes

I tried making a fez but I did a terrible job.

I really look like a dunce.

Three learned gentlemen are discussing 'savoir faire'...(joke full of fuffery, told to me by a man who wore a fez all the time)

The first one takes a healthy belt of his brandy, leans back in his leather chair and says, "Mes amis! Savoir faire is something one does not learn easily. No sir! For example, a husband comes home earlier than he planned to. He opens the door and sees another man's coat hanging on the rack. Without...

There's a shiner circus today in town today,

Seems more like a fez-tival to me.

What’s a nickname for Turkish police officers?

The Fez

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