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If you don’t know what a glory hole is…

Don’t look into it.

Some people call it a Glory Hole . . .

# I call it a Walnut

Ever since they painted the glory holes for Pride, attendance is way up.

Guys keep coming out of the blue!

There’s a new hotel in town that features glory holes but you’d never know from the name.

The Walnut Inn

The problem with glory holes…

… they can only spread by word of mouth.

Why was the FBI argent happy after he visited a glory hole?

Because he received an anonymous tip.

What’s the difference between a restaurant and a glory hole?

With glory holes you don’t always have to give the tip

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Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob?

Please answer. It's very urgent.

So our local sperm bank got shut down

Turns out it was just some old pervert who set up a glory hole.

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Glory holes

They give me the willies

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So I take a trip to my local glory hole…

So I took a trip down to the local glory hole and was lucky enough to find someone on the other side who was down to party! I was having a great time until I heard a GUY moan on the other side of the hole. Like, wait, has it been a DUDE’S cock i’ve been sucking this whole time?!?!

Was doing renovations on a house...

... And found a wall with a glory hole in it. I was going to tear it down, but it's load bearing.

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I peeped into a glory hole.

And I got cockeyed.

A friend of mine told me he'd heard about a local glory hole...

He received an anonymous tip.

A woman who worked at a glory hole was asked if she preferred some members over others. Her response?

All in all it's just another prick in the wall.

Did you hear about the undercover cop who uncovered a glory hole in a public toilet?

Turns out he received an anonymous tip.

Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house.

Police are looking into it.

And are preparing a probing investigation.

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Three couples go on a camping trip.

On their last day, the men decide they want to go explore a cave, while the women choose to hang out at the campsite.

After a while of exploring the cave, it forked into 3 different paths. The men agree to all follow one path and meet up in an hour to tell the others what they had found.
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I wanted to get a job at a glory hole

But then I heard the bosses were dicks

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How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing?

They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do.

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During a Pink Floyd concert I went to toilet and there was a glory hole in one of the cubicles.

"Suck it, then," said the guy on the other side.

I said, "No."

"Why?" he asked, defeated.

I said, "All in all you're just another dick in the wall."

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A Topological Loop Walks Into a Bar, and Asks the Bartender "What's the Quickest Way to get Laid?" [NSFW]

A Topological Loop walks into a bar, and asks the bartender "what's the quickest way to get laid?"

The bartender answers, "Keep this under wraps, but check the second stall in the men's restroom. There's a glory hole there, and someone is in there right now."

The loop enters the bathro...

I hate when people say there's always a guy on the other side of the glory hole.

I'm blowing a girl!

Hole in a Wall

While doing a wee, I once saw /
a mole that was quite the oddball /
it didn't live underground /
but rather, I found /
that it lived in the hole in the wall

So I peered in the home of the mole /
What I saw 'twas a sight to behol' /
inside was a place /
full ...

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I was having a bit of a dry spell

So I went to a nearby glory hole. Everything started fine.

About ten minutes into it, I heard a man's moaning.

Turns out I was sucking a guy's dick this whole time!

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In a remote village

In a remote village they had an old tradition: the newly weds would participate in a competition where the brides would recognize their husbands from their penises exposed through a glory hole. Three newly weds get ready, but one guy is terribly embarrassed about the size of his penis. He confesses ...

I am at my local police station

and I just heard that someone stole their toilet now they have nothing to go on. To make matters worse someone made a glory hole in the wall of a stall they are waiting by it for anonymous tips. On top of that in their women's room they found a peephole, they are still looking into it.

A kid asks about his name...

Kid: “Dad, why am I named after where I was conceived?”
Dad: “Shut up Glory Hole, I thought that was a mouth.”

What's the best place to find anonymous tips?

A glory hole.

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I only just discovered that a 'walnut' is a food.

And isn't what you get when you stick your penis through a glory hole.

Father and his special daughter are driving back to her mom's.

Father drives past a sign "7/11"
Daughter yells with excitement "Hotdog! Ice-creams"
Father says " ok we can get a hotdog"
He stops at the 7/11 walks in with the daughter and she yells to the clerk " Toilet ! Hotdog ice cream!" They clerk quickly hands her the bathroom key as the father che...

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A Gladiator’s Favourite Porn-Category?

Glory holes.

[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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Room 67

So on a man’s 18th birthday, his father gave him $20 and a pack of condoms and said
“Go to the brothel and have some fun, son. But whatever you do, do not ask for room 67.”

The son agrees and goes to the brothel. The lady at the counter grinned at him and said
“Welcome to the brothel! W...

What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven?

The Glory Hole

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