The first time Chewbacca tried to fly a ship, he pulled gear lever instead of break lever.
A Wookie mistake.
I was driving my wife to work this morning when she suddenly pushed my hand from the gear lever
"What are you doing?" I asked "Well," she said, "I've kept quiet for too long and I'm sick of you not concentrating on your driving - you do the steering and I'll stir the petrol."
chapter 7 verse 7
GUYs i saw a catholic sister last night and decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, then i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear lever. The sister cast a glance at me and said; Mtcheew "matthew chapter...