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Switches Jokes

How do you call someone that switches the m and n letters on a keyboard

A Nomster

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A Marine returns from duty in Iraq and is immediately reassigned to a remote location in Afghanistan

That evening he arrives at his new post; a run down mosque in the middle of nowhere.

As he switches over with the marine currently stationed there, he realises there is no bed, no clean water, no toilet, just him, his weapon and the dirt on the floor.

The next morning he wakes up to fi...

Just realized that you do the same thing to women and light switches when they’re turned on

You flick em off

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One in four men switches the light off during .

Ugly women are saving the environment.

What does a seal say about network switches?

ARP ARP ARP

What do you call someone who switches water bottle brands a lot

An h2hoe

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!
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