SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19...
Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
Joke in real life
DISCLAIMER: THIS JOKE SUCKS BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME EARLIER TODAY
I'm currently in hospital being treated for a pulmonary embolism and the doctor ordered a echocardiogram for me.
When I was getting my heart looked at, it was the only place I've been in hospital playing music. Really coo...
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My dad's dad joke a few moments ago
My dad is a Navy Vietnam vet who is about to be a retired GM electrical engineer. He is retiring against his will because he has had three strokes, colon cancer, a pulmonary embolism, necrotic esophagus, renal failure, pneumonia, basically a medical shitstorm and he survived it all. In the process, ...