Name a rapper with small abdominal muscles

2Pac

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

One day, a woman is having abdominal pains.

She visits a doctor, fearing that she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes back to the room.

He tells her, "Well, I sure hope you like changing diapers."

Sighing, she says, "So I assume I'm having a baby?"







"No...you have bowel cancer....

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

What do you call a Snowman witha six-pack?

An Abdominal Snowman

What happened after the Yeti did sit ups?

He became the abdominal snowman

What do you call a ripped yeti?

The abdominal snow man.

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A man goes to the doctor...

A man goes to the doctor because of abdominal pain.

After asking a couple of things, the doctor says:

‚I'm sorry, but you will not be able to masturbate for a while. '

The man is surprised and wants to know why.

The doctor: ‚because i find it really hard to examine you l...

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This may be why Teachers retire early or turn to drinking: the following questions were in a (UK) GED (grade 12 equivalent) examination (they are genuine answers):

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. In a democratic society, how impor...

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A nervous young man goes to pick up his prom date at her house.

As expected, his date is finishing getting ready upstairs. He sits in the living room waiting for her when her father and the family dog enter the room. The dad sits down across from the boy and looks him over thoughtfully. The young man begins feeling very uneasy, and his stomach starts to churn...

You know someone is hard core

When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

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Magic Cheese

"Your blood pressure and cholesterol are too high for a 30 year old." The Doctor said to David. "You need to lose some weight and soon. You are sweating too much and your stool samples look a little too loose. In fact, you have the early stages of dysentery due to the terrible things you eat. I'm go...

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