NSFW Age gaps in relationships

If there's grass on the field play ball, if not wet it down and play in the mud.

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The S’wan (long)

A burly sailor gets brought into an infirmary staffed by a bunch of postulate nuns, girls barely 18 preparing to become full nuns, and of course, run by a few gruff sisters.

Being good Catholics in a small Newfoundland seaside town, such oddities rarely found their way to their front door. T...

Two lunatics

Two lunatics are escaping from a mental asylum.

They get up to the roof and can see roofs lining to their freedom

The first one jumps to the next roof without a problem but the second one is afraid of falling

So the first one says “here, I have a flashlight, I’ll shine the light...

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A Russian, an American and a englishman is discussing.

The Russian shows off by saying that the russian fleet can reach all around the world in one line without a single gap.
The American answers: ha that's nothing if our air force takes off all at once we can block out the sun entirely.
They then both look at the Englishman who simply says: I kno...

I went to Yale

Interviewer: how do you explain the three year gaps in your resume?

Job Seeker: ahh, that was when I went to yale

Interviewer: woww amazing, you are hired!

Job Seeker: yayy I got a yob!!!

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