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Interjection Jokes

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The Grammar of F***

Transitive Verb: "I want you to fuck me until I can't walk."

Intransitive Verb: "We fucked until my dick fell off."

Phrasal Verb: "I'm going to royally fuck you up."

Noun: "That guy is such a dumb fuck."

Pronoun: "Look who fuck-face over there brought to the party."
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A man is sitting on an airplane...

and one of the flight attendants takes his drink order and comes back promptly with a coke and some peanuts. As he's sitting there sipping his drink and looking out the window, he hears a chorus of tiny voices: "*hey man, nice tie!*"

Puzzled, he looks around a bit, fails to locate the source ...

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