I got kicked out of a B League baseball game for heckling the players
When they approached me I asked them “Are you telling me I’m outta here?!”
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A party of adventurers walks into an inn.
They start ordering rounds of ales one after another, and quickly end up very drunk.
Soon the fighter gets a bit rowdy, spills a guy's drink, and the two get into a drunken brawl. The landlord comes over and separates them, then throws the fighter out of the inn.
Not long after that, t...
A magician & his parrot on a cruise ship
A magician and his parrot had been working the cruise ship circuit for quite a few years now, and the parrot seems bored and cranky. He starts heckling the magician and ruining the magician’s act by telling the audience how the tricks were done. “He had the dove up his sleeve the whole time!” and ...
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