Gallo Jokes - 4 Hilarious Gallo Jokes

Given that pico de gallo is made with regular tomatoes...

...we'd need really big tomatoes to make nano de gallo

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What do you call it when you accidentally open the men’s dressing room door?

Pico de gallo.

>!like peek-o de guy-o!<

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Paul Revere’s Chicken (OC)

Paul Revere has a chicken named Gallo. When the American Revolution was well underway, he spent several nights training the chicken secretly in his barn. When he finally felt Gallo was ready, he brought it with him to the Sons of Liberty. At first, they laughed.

“Well, now, laugh if you want,...

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What's a cannibals favorite thing to eat with tortilla chips?

People de gallo.

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