The Photographer.

A Los Angeles agent representing a wealthy photographer called and asked to speak to his client.

"Brittany, I have some good news and I have some bad news."


The photographer replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."


The ...

What is a trans person's favorite Brittany Spears song?

"I'm not a boy, not yet a woman"

Why did Brittany spears get called by CPS

She hit her baby one more time

3 nuns die and go to heaven...

.. when they get there saint peter tells them he can grant them to be reincarnated as anyone they want for 6 months. The first nun walks up and said "I want to be a young and beautiful Brittany Spears" ((snap)) she disappeared.. the second nun walks up and says "I want to be Janet Jackson with lungs...

Little Johnny was in math class

The class was learning subtraction with big numbers today, and the teacher decided to use money as the unit of measurement. Johnny hadn't been paying much attention, so the teacher called on him, "Little Johnny, if you start with $1000 and gave $150 to Lucy, $150 to Suzy and $200 to Brittany, what w...

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If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?

I'd choose Brittany Murphy because she'd still be relatively fresh.

Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms?

Y'know. The Brittany Spears?

"Knock Knock"

>"Who's there?"


>"Brittany Spears"



>"Brittany Spears who?"


>"Knock Knock"


>"Who's there?"



>"Oops! I did it again!"

Singing French Knights

In the Middle Ages, Western France was known for it singing knights. The most famous group were a bunch of lancers from the town of Brittany. They were known as the Brittany Spears.

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The name's Carmen

A man at a bar approaches a woman and asks her name, she replies "Carmen, but it used to Brittany."


"Brittany is a pretty name, why'd you change it?" He asked. She told him "Well, I like cars and I like men, so it just seemed fitting."



So he told her, "Good to meet you Car...

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