Brittany Jokes - 10 Hilarious Brittany Jokes

Breaking: Brittany Griner

Brittany Griner has just been swapped for arms dealer Viktor Bout.

Both have roughly the same shooting %

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Why did Brittany spears get called by CPS

She hit her baby one more time

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What is a trans person's favorite Brittany Spears song?

"I'm not a boy, not yet a woman"

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The Photographer.

A Los Angeles agent representing a wealthy photographer called and asked to speak to his client.

"Brittany, I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The photographer replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."

The ...

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I've decided to study abroad,

and her name is Brittany!

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"Knock Knock"

>"Who's there?"

>"Brittany Spears"

>"Brittany Spears who?"

>"Knock Knock"

>"Who's there?"

>"Oops! I did it again!"

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If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?

I'd choose Brittany Murphy because she'd still be relatively fresh.

Little Johnny was in math class

The class was learning subtraction with big numbers today, and the teacher decided to use money as the unit of measurement. Johnny hadn't been paying much attention, so the teacher called on him, "Little Johnny, if you start with $1000 and gave $150 to Lucy, $150 to Suzy and $200 to Brittany, what w...

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Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms?

Y'know. The Brittany Spears?

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3 nuns die and go to heaven...

.. when they get there saint peter tells them he can grant them to be reincarnated as anyone they want for 6 months. The first nun walks up and said "I want to be a young and beautiful Brittany Spears" ((snap)) she disappeared.. the second nun walks up and says "I want to be Janet Jackson with lungs...

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