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French Press Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

'Cause they hate the French press

A Man goes to a coffeeshop in Paris

He can’t decide what to order, so he asks the waiter about some suggestions. Waiter recommends cappuccino.

He thinks for a while, than says, “Nah, I think I’ll go with the espresso.”

“Are you sure? Our cappuccino is exceptional.“ says waiter.

“No, I think I’d like espresso.”...

What do they call a pushup in Paris?

A French press

How does Will Smith make his coffee?

The French Press of Bel Air.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

Did you hear about the big coffee incident in Paris?

it's all over the French press

How do the Parisians prefer to get their news and coffee

The French Press

Did you hear about the barista who became really buff?

She's been working on her French Press.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

I've been working out at Starbucks lately.

Hitting the french press.

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