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Pushy Jokes

Honda has the least pushy dealerships

You can always leave with your own Accord

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Life seems to be like a pushy boyfriend

Because even when I'm not in the mood I still seem to get fucked by it

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A farmer is at the bar complaining about a pushy fertilizer salesman.

There's only so much a guy can take.

saw my wife lying at the bottom of the stairs I thought to myself,

“She was right, I am pushy"

A woman visits her daughter who went to college.

\- Listen, - the mother says after looking around - I know I raised you well, but... I see this campus has quite the loose morals. How, with everything around, do you manage to keep your chastity?

\- Oh, it's very simple, Mom, - the daughter reassures her. - Whenever some guy gets too pushy, ...

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Ed and Bob had just landed the biggest sale in their firm's history.

Ed and Bob had just landed the biggest sale in their firm's history. Ed knew he had to hurry home to his pushy wife Mary, but Bob persuaded him to have a drink or two at a nearby tavern. Being a lightweight, Ed vomited all over his shirt and tie after only a few.

"Aww man, Mary is going to k...
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