On the train.

Instead of waiting for everyone to get off, some guy jostles for the train.
An older gentleman goes to him and says:
"You lost something out there."
The guy goes out and looks around, but he doesn't find anything.
Older Gentleman: "Keep looking, it's your manners".

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A priest, a bishop, and an altar boy are out fishing...

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My grandfather passed away early this morning. To commemerate him, here is a favorite joke of his

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