What’s the difference between a plumber and a pusher?
One reveals his crack while fixing your pipe. The other deals the crack you smoke in your pipe.
How do you tell apart drug pushers that have a conscience from those who don't?
Those who don't call themselves "reps,".
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Karen: Doctor, I've not been feeling well lately
Doctor: Well, I've looked at your lab reports and I'm afraid I have some bad news...
Karen: Don't give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don't believe Western medicine anyways! I've been following homeopathic medicin...
I work at a bank and everyday this middle aged girl comes in and asks me to check her balance. I finally got tired of it and pusher her over. She didn’t have good balance.
I did what she asked so idk why they fired me
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains ...
A guy came up to me the other day, and shoved a gun into my face. He demanded my 'money or my life'.
Guess who the burned-out pencil pusher with a mortgage and a loveless marriage is now.