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What do French people call weed?

Oui’d

French people on Rollercoasters go..

Ouiiiii!

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French people don’t masturbate

They jacques off

Why are french people always so sad?

Because they eat Pain for breakfast

Why do french people look so depressed ?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is England



(stolen from twitter, no idea if it's an original)

Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

How do French people know how long to boil an egg?

They just know when they boiled enough.

What do you call French people who like manga and anime?

Ouibs.

What drug do French people use to get high?

Oui’d

Why do French people always eat small omelettes?

Because one egg is un oeuf

I always say beaucoup to french people

It means a lot to them

How do French people send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

What sport is played by angry french people?

Lacrosse

New study shows that 4*20+10+7 percent of French people are unhappy with the French counting system.

French people are very creepy

They give me the crepe's

Why do French people only drive in 1st gear?

They love a lot of revolutions.

French people are weird.

You give them something nice and they beg for mercy.

Ugh, French people are such cowards

I saved one and he just kept begging for mercy

Why do French people not trust mermaids?

Because that girl is poisson.

If eight Germans leave my party, and nine French people leave my party, have I got any idea how many Spaniards leave my party?

Tengo.

Torturing French people is so rewarding

The more pain you inflict, the louder they thank you

What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?

A trajeudi

I tried to make a few jokes about french people

they were all really rude so I didn't bother

Une blague en Français - For french people only

Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.

Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.

Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (l...

Why do French people hate remote controls?

They are too easy Toulouse.

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Jacque the Snail

Jacque is a snail. Snails are not known for their excessive speed. Jacque has always dreamed of going fast, faster than any snail ever has before. Jacque has been saving his money for years so he can buy a super fast sports car and impress all his little snail friends.

Finally, Jacque goes d...

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The Spanish, French and English king got in a debate about who had the best penis

The couldn't decide who had the best penis. They decided to ask an audience of 300 people. 100 British, 100 French, and 100 Spanish. When the 3 Kings arrived of stage, they started to take off their robes one by one.


The French king went first.
Gazing upon the smelly phallus, the Fr...

My cat is really fat and chubby

Most people would call her “fubby” but french people would call her “chat”

Terrorists hijack a plane flying into London. They tell everyone to raise their hands over their heads if they are British or American.

They wanted French people too but they already had their hands up.

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