Fractions Jokes

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, "Excuse me Madam, but I don't know how to say fractions. How do you say those?"

"Easy," said the teacher, "you just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is 'two-thirds', 3/4 is 'three... read more

It's pointless.



But, anyway. You gotta draw the line somewhere, or
else people will think you're being irrational. But
that is beside the point.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

This looks like a math joke until you find out the other 4 people are Mike, Dustin, Lucas and Will.

Because they are pointless

Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons.

Finally I realized …decimals have a point.

The teacher asks Lindsey, "What would your mother do if she had 7 kids, but only 4 apples?" Lindsey says, "She'd make applesauce!"



And yes, this joke is from the days before tape diagrams...

Friend: 'How did your date go?'

Man: 'I talked too much about my obsession with simplifying fractions'

Friend: 'That wasn't a very good idea'

Man: 'Yeah, well hindsight is 1'

...Louis the 1/16th?

Our helpline is open 24/7

I do it 48/14

Seriously, it's true.

I think it was Henry the 1/8.

I'm guessing that's why what she teaches is improper.

so he approached his father. His partly sober dad took his time to help Johnny using all the illustrations he could lay his hand upon.

The next day, after noticing how bright and happily Johnny appeared, the teacher tried to direct some questions to him.

Teacher: "What's 1/8 + 1/8?"... read more

He is missing the point.

They're divisive.

If you don't get it and wonder where the punchline is, it's you.

It's a completely irrational fear.

it was fair to say, our opinions were divided

It might be an outdated study though.

Guess I wasn’t appealing to the lowest common denominator.

“Fractions speak louder than verbs.”

Yet only one in a hundred find this funny.

years ago, like when i was in the 5th grade, my math teacher asked the class for an example for odds and fractions.



Apparently, russian roulette was the wrong answer

A: I don't understand why people use fractions, they are pointless.
B: I mean... I like them, but you gotta know where to draw the line or people will think that you're irrational.
A: I still don't see the point I using them.

It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care.

They needed someone to count in fractions

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

There are 10 types of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

There are (undefined) number of people who understand dividing by zero.
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