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Lack of sex has been making me feel incomplete. Then a girl let me touch her bum.

It’s the closest I’ve felt to hole in a long time.

What did the incomplete skeleton say to the restaurant waiter?

"Got any spare ribs?"

There are 2 types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete datasets

Jokes without punchlines are pointless,

and incomplete sentences are annoying,
but together

Before I met my wife I felt incomplete

Now I'm finished

What’s the difference between Jonestown and an incomplete joke?

One of them has a punchline.

Many people who get something that’s incomplete will worry.

But the man who buys a guitar with no neck does not fret.

How did the lumberjack know his lumber delivery was incomplete?

He kept a log.

Did you hear about the incomplete puke?

It was missing all the bits and pieces

There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

...can someone explain this joke to me?

According to the institute for incomplete studies

9 out of 10 Americans.

Welcome to the Incomplete Thoughts podcast!

I'm your host,

Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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Teacher asks students to use incompletely in a sentence

A teacher asked the students to use incompletely in a sentence. One student raises her hand and says " my homework is incomplete". The teacher says " close but I said to use incompletely". Little johnny raises his hand but knowing little johnnys tendencies the teacher was afraid to call on him. ...

When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete...

... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole.

A small collection of my favorite science jokes

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”

“For you, sir, no charge!”

 

What's 2 times 2?

Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”

Mathematician: “After some consideration ...

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Bob had one hand and was depressed.....

Bob felt inadequate because he was missing a limb. He always felt incomplete and insignificant.

One day his friend, Fred, took him to a park and they noticed a person with no arms dancing around like crazy.

Fred shamed Bob regarding his outlook on life and said he should be more like t...

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth and all things that in them are: (Long)

Then he eventually created Adam, who was having a lot of fun in the garden, walking around naked, eating fruit from various trees, and hanging out with/naming all of the animals.

But one day, Adam began to feel lonely and decided to talk to God about it. In that discussion, Adam expressed th...

What do you call a hoe with no legs?

An incomplete thot.

The Fox Painting

I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting was perfect and every colour was blended together beautifully.

But as I analysed the painting, I noticed that something didn't feel right. As if there was still something m...

Champ, the much-loved pub mascot.

Ted was the landlord of the Nag's Head pub. Every night, the same guys would turn up, have a few pints of beer, share a conversation and the occasional game of darts or dominoes. At 8pm every night, Ted would receive a visit from one of his other regulars - Champ, a stray dog who always came for a b...

Nine out of ten people...

...at least according to the University of Incomplete Researches.

Oh Jessica...

A fatal stabbing left a man bleeding to death just outside of an apartment complex, alone. As he started to lose consciousness, the man began writing the name of his killer, Jeffrey, his next door neighbor. The name was left incomplete, as he'd succumbed just after almost finishing the first "F"....

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