Musicians never die

They just decompose.

What did Beethoven do after he died?

He decomposed.

"Dad," said my son during the music performance, "who's that dead Jamaican man waving his stick around?"

I said, "Son, he's decomposer."

What does Mozart do in his grave?


There are no skeletons in my closet.

The bodies haven't decomposed yet.

Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.

Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."
The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Composers are such hypocrites

They compose when they are alive and decompose when they are dead!

Dead men and music

What’s the difference between a dead body and someone that makes music?

One composed as the other decomposes

What does a songwriter do in his grave?

He decomposes.

What do you call a zombie that writes music...?


What do you call someone who writes death metal instrumentals?

A decomposer

If Mozart turned into a zombie...

He'd be a famous decomposer.

What happened to Beethoven's body after he died?

It decomposed

In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven...

They wanted to decompose together.

What did they call Mozart after he died?

A decomposer


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