Fourth Of July Jokes

One of my neighbor's fireworks landed in my yard and almost lit my Christmas decorations on fire.

The half of July

Except fire. Fire works on the Fourth of July.

Dependence day.

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

First base with your second cousin three times on the fourth of July.

They had been childhood friends, gone to the same law school, and gone into partnership together. Through their hard work, they became well known in the DC area and bumped elbows with politicians.

One summer, they decided to hold a fourth of july party and invite all the members of congress.... read more