What do you call a bird that sticks to things?

A 'vel'crow

What kind of birds always stick together?

Vel-Crows!!!!

I saw two large, black birds stuck to each other in the garden yesterday

I'm pretty sure they were vel crows

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The wrestler

A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has". What...

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