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Funfair Jokes

The guy who invented autocorrect has died...

...his funfair will be help next sundial.

They just got rid of the head of the funfair.

That's unfair.

The creator of predictive text died today

His funfair is next monkey

The man who invented auto-correct has suddenly past away...

His funfair is next monkey...

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I've just heard that the bloke who invented predictive text has pissed away.

His funfair is next monkey.

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Grandad took his grandson, Billy, to blackpool

Grandad took his grandson, Billy, to blackpool. 
Billy says, "Grandad, can we go on the funfair?"
Grandad says, "I took you to blackpool, and now you wanna go on the funfair?"
"Yes please"
"Oh go on then"
So they go on the funfair. Billy says, "Grandad, can we go on the Big Dipper?" <...

I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival

My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal

Just been fired from my carnival job

I’m going to get them for funfair dismissal.

A joke about planes

So, Jack and Jill were just married, both age 20, and go to this funfair, which offers a plane ride for £20.
Jack: Please, can we go? I've always wanted to fly on a plane!
Jill: I'm sorry Jack. £20, is £20
20 years later, they go to the same funfair, have fun on the rides, until they come a...

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