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Tax Form Jokes

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

I went to pick up my tax forms and HOA application

Turns out that's not what they sell at the Adult Store at all.

Why are American Tax forms so annoying to complete?

I guess the IRS isn't INTUIT

Google's Pizza

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it
- OK. Take my order please
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sa...

The Three-Legged Pig

An insurance salesman decides to make one last cold call on his country route and winds up way in the back country at the end of a dirt road. He drives up to the farm, gets out of the car with his briefcase, and walks up to the door. On his way, he glances at the fenced in area attached to the bar...

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