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3 Types Of Jokes

There are 3 types of people in the world; those who are good at math...

And those who aren't.

There are 3 types of people.

1. People who know how to make good jokes.
2. People who know how to make good lists.

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There are 3 types of olive oil.

Virgin Olive Oil

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

And Olive Oil with a questionable past

In marriage there are 3 types of rings

The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.

There are 3 types of people

Them: "the glass is half full"

Others: "the glass is half empty"

Me: "they didn't get my order right"

After my 2nd annual mathletes championship I’ve noticed there are 3 types of people..

Those who can count and those who can’t.

There are 3 types of lies in this world...

Lies, white lies, and servings per container.

3 types of tea (long)

An American is once traveling to UK and happens to find himself in a restaurant famous for its tea. So he asks the server if they have tea, and the server is reasonably offended by the question. He responds:
Of course we have tea. We have many types of tea. We have earl grey which is 90% substanc...

There are 3 types of students in my school.

Those that are good at maths and those that are bad.

There are 3 types of people in the world: Glass half-full people, glass half-empty people,

And kids with antivax parents, who never live long enough to form an opinion

What kind of berries are these?

\- What kind of berries are these?

\- These are red Currants

\- Then Why are they yellow?

\- Because they are green



Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke.

So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So fo...

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The secret to a long marriage

On a golden wedding anniversary celebration grandson ask his old grandpa: "Grandpa, you and grandma have been married for 50 years! What is the secret to a long marriage?"


Grandpa: "Listen sonny... it's quite simple. In life, there are 3 types of women... the ones you bang ... and the one...

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