I’ll never forget the time I had to do PE in my underwear after forgetting my shorts.

It ended my teaching career there and then.

What do you say when you can speak two languages, but keep forgetting vocabulary in both:

I am BYElingual

I keep forgetting what the opposite of night is called.

I gave up and just called it a day.

Hey, what was the name of that one disease where you forget things?

I keep forgetting what it's called.

A theater actor kept forgetting his lines, so he painted the script on the stage.

It was a play on words.

I told my doctor, “I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.”

Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works.

Me: But I keep losing my Focus.

Mary needed veggies for dinner but her nails weren't dry yet, and she had friends coming over.

She sends a text to her husband: "Honey please don't forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office. And Priscilla says 'Hi' to you.”

Paul, her husband, replied “Priscilla?"

“I’m kidding. I was just making sure that you read my message.”

Paul took a moment, then repl...

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Bob's wife was very mad at him for forgetting their anniversary...

At this point, she had enough of Bob's shit. "When I wake up tomorrow, I expect to see something shiny and silver that can go from 0-300 in under 4 seconds!" said the wife.



When she awoke the next morning, to her surprise she noticed a box with a bow in the garage. When she opened it ...

I keep on forgetting what the Roman numerals are for 1, 1000, 51, 6, & 500 are.

I M LIVID

I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics.

They eventually kicked me off stage.
Too many Loggins attempts.

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?" "Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish o...

I've been forgetting things

for as long as I can remember.

Donald trump may seem like a clown to you but you're forgetting one thing

that american society is a circus.

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A theatre company fired me for constantly forgetting the lines

Which is complete bullshit because I never turn up to rehearsals without coke

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Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history, but I think they're forgetting that Hitler is the worst person in history

I mean if he finished what he started, we wouldn't have to deal with Weinstein

Forgetting your backpack while going to school is bad

But forgetting it while going skydiving is worse

What was the name of that old French singer again?

I keep forgetting.

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An older man fancied a young women he met.

The gentleman met the women and tried every trick in the book to get her to sleep with him, except the direct approach as she was so young and he was so married.

After some time she suddnly asked him "Are you trying to get me into bed?". Before the man could response she said "I would be hap...

Forgetting to check your pockets for money before washing clothes could land you in some trouble.

Laundering money is illegal.

What do you call a young person forgetting things in a bathhouse?

Early onsen dementia.

Last week, i tripped over my bike and really hurt myself.

So i moved it into another room. But the next day, forgetting i moved it, i tripped again. So i moved it into another room. The next day, again I forgot, and I tripped again. So i moved it. The next day...

It's a vicious cycle.

I keep forgetting what "Armageddon" means.

Oh well. It's not the end of the world.

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