How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...
The French Test Drive
An American couple took their honeymoon in France, and they loved it so much they decided they just had to live there. But the costly move left them in financial hardship. Eventually, they did both find jobs, but on opposite ends of the city, so they decided to buy a car.
"This one," said the...
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Dogs have a sixth sense.
A Man is hanging out by the river, watching people walk across a bridge, when a little shaggy dog walks up to him. Out of nowhere, the dog says
“Hey, did you know that we dogs have a sixth sense?” “Really?” The man says “Sure. That’s how we know when there are storms coming. That’s how...
Smart Blond Joke
A very wealthy blond woman enters a bank in Manhattan and requests to take out a small loan, which she intends to pay off in two weeks.
She foregoes some of the paperwork for financials, instead offering her brand new Bentley as collateral.
The bank manager approves the loan, takes ...
A farmer is sitting in his living room. Across from him are three potential suitors for his daughter.
Having a hard time deciding which of the three will get the honor, he decides to let them compete.
"Boys, I just can't decide so we're gonna have a little contest: Whomever can recite the best poem about their intentions with my daughter can have her hand in marriage."
The first guy...