A COLLEGE-FOOTBALL COACH was faced with the possibility that his star player might be declared academically ineligible, so he pleaded with the math professor not to Aunk the kid.
"Tell you what, coach,” said the professor, "I'll ask him a question in your presence. If he gets i...
Why did the Football Coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
A football coach was heading off the field after a terrible loss and a reporter asked him, “How do you feel about your team’s execution?”
He said, “I’m in favor of it.”
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
My wife is divorcing me because I’m obsessed with Football coaching.
In my defence, I have J.J.Watt, Michael Bennett, and Richard Sherman.
Hahaha the football team
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the ...
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Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good)
1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, which...
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