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Giants Jokes

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind bones to make their bread.

I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.

Fee-fi-phobia.

What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe Fi Fo-bia

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Two best friends, Dave and Tim, died in a car accident and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the gate and said "sorry, there's only room for one of you." The two friends were unsure on how to proceed, so St. Peter made them an offer.

"I will give you both one word and who ever makes up the bes...

How do you talk to giants?

You use big words.

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team sucks.

Three giants are boasting...

...about who had the tallest father.

The first giant says: "My father was so tall, he was, when he took a step, his left foot was in Ohio and the right one was in Iowa."

The second giant says: "That ain't nothing. When my old man got up in the morning and had a good stretch, he'd hav...

An Indonesian Giant

stubbed his foot on a volcano...

Did he Krakatoa?

Andre the Giant takes a commercial flight

The Giant is seated in a bulkhead seat for extra space. It’s still a tight fit for this behemoth of a man. He starts to take apart the armrest between his seat and the one next to him in hopes of creating a bit more space before takeoff. A flight attendant approached him asking if she could get h...

The New York Giants held "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."

The daughters won 27-3.

Why are gas giants always so happy?

Because they're so Jovial.

Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants.

I don't see many frost giants.

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