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Giants Jokes

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind bones to make their bread.

I was recently diagnosed with a fear of giants.

Fee-fi-phobia.

What do you call a fear of giants?

Fe Fi Fo-bia

How do you talk to giants?

You use big words.

What's the difference between a New York Giants fan and a Trump supporter?

The New York Giants fans will admit their team .

Three giants are boasting...

...about who had the tallest father.

The first giant says: "My father was so tall, he was, when he took a step, his left foot was in Ohio and the right one was in Iowa."

The second giant says: "That ain't nothing. When my old man got up in the morning and had a good stretch, he'd hav...

An Indonesian Giant

stubbed his foot on a volcano...

Did he Krakatoa?

Andre the Giant takes a commercial flight

The Giant is seated in a bulkhead seat for extra space. It’s still a tight fit for this behemoth of a man. He starts to take apart the armrest between his seat and the one next to him in hopes of creating a bit more space before takeoff. A flight attendant approached him asking if she could get h...

The New York Giants held "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."

The daughters won 27-3.

Why are gas giants always so happy?

Because they're so Jovial.

Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants.

I don't see many frost giants.
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