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Flight Path Jokes

How are dogs able to estimate the flight path of a ball?

They ballbark it

long: joke for my cake day: three rich men go on a plane

And when they have taken of, and an hour or two have passed, the others say to the first one : ''we dare you to throw a brick out of the plane'' the first man does it, and says: i am the most daring of us all !''

The second man says: '' no, i dare to throw a table out of this plane!'' ''no...

Yoda is piloting a 747...

Radio tower: Flight 90 you seem to be veering away from your designated flight path. Stay on course. Over.

Yoda: Instrument panels, working not.

Radio tower: Flight 90, stay on course. Is everything okay? Over.

Yoda: Too many clouds, there are.

Radio tower: Flight 90. Ma...

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