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Skyway Jokes

Did you know that the entire highway system was originally proposed to be an elevated 'skyway'?

The lofty goal had to be brought back to earth when it couldn't get enough support.

A New Yorker Asks for a Cab Ride to Chicago

A man gets in a cab at 33rd St. and Park Ave. and says, "I need to get to the Palmer House."

The cabbie says, "The Palmer House Hotel?"

The man says, "Yeah."

The cabbie says, "That's on Wabash in Chicago."

The man says, "Yeah."

The cabbie says, "I'm not gonna drive...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Problems only a child could solve.

A young boy wakes his mother up in the middle of the night asking his mother for Viagra.

The mother freaks out and asks her child why he needs Viagra.

The boy explains that he is having trouble pooping.

The mother, still confused asks why he would think Viagra would help him poo...

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