First Sergeant Jokes - 4 Hilarious First Sergeant Jokes

It was early morning at the military base...

... and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

"Ames"

"Here!"

"Jenson"

"Here!"

"Jones"

"Here!"

"Magersky"

"Here!"

"Seeback"

No answer....

So the Pope dies and goes to heaven.

When he gets there, Saint Peter shows him to his room.

It's a small room, unfurnished, walls of bricks, floor of concrete, with noisy neighbors and no elevator.

One day, as he's walking down the street, he sees someone riding down to his mansion in a fancy Cadillac with beautiful women...

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A lieutenant was walking down the road when he saw a boy playing with a pile of shit...

He walks up to the boy and asks, "What are you doing with that pile of shit?" The boy replies "Im building an NCO."

The lieutenant thought it was hilarious and goes and gets his captain to show him. The captain asks the kid "Why are you playing with that pile of shit." Again, the boy replies...

It's time to go to war!

Two armies at war. Red v Blue (let's say).. the Blue army Master Sergeant comes up to the First Sergeant.

MS: "Sir! We are completely out of weapons and ammo. What are we going to do when Red attacks tomorrow?"

FS: "Well.. (He ponders for a sec) When you see them come over the hill, go...

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