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Lozenge Jokes

The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral...

The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.

There was no coffin at the funeral

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A pony goes into a pharmacy and asks for some throat lozenges.



The pharmacist asks, "Do you have a cold?".

The pony replies, "No. I'm just a little hoarse."

Why did Dracula take a throat lozenge when he got home from the gym?

He was in a coffin fit

Most common over the counter medicine for Baristas

Throat lozenges, because they get coffee.

An old man died and his whole family came out to the funeral

It was your typical ceremony, a solemn and somber occasion. As the casket was being carried to the grave site, one of the bearers slipped and lost his grip. The pine box started sliding down the hill of the cemetery and everyone begins to freak out. Thinking fast the priest pulls a lozenge from his ...

The curse of the coffin

Three men, Gary, Dan, and Job, grew up together as best friends. They dreamed of one day becoming rich and would do anything to attain wealth. One day, as they were sitting in the local bar, they overheard another group of men discussing the long lost buried treasure of Captain Sleazybeard. The thre...

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