The show "COPS" is no longer filmed

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras

Filmed my first bukkake scene today.

I just hope I came across well on camera.

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The moon landing could not have been filmed in Hollywood.

If it had, there’d be at least one sex scene.

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I recently filmed my wife wanking me off with her toes...

Got some decent footage.

What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2?

Jewrassic Park.

Some actors are famous for playing the same role in multiple movies, but none so much as Lee Navarre.

Lee Navarre had starred in a couple of low budget films like Greta's Gallery and Fisherman Flanagan, but no one really took note of him till he was seen in the first movie of the mystery series "When Midnight Chimes". As we all know, it was an instant hit and Navarre gained a lot of critical acclaim...

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What do you call a Hardcore porno filmed on a boat in the ocean?

Offshore Drilling

NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to help fake the moon landings

But he was such a perfectionist, he filmed on location.

I told my doctor I was paranoid my life was being filmed.

He told me to take one, action

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

I just downloaded the new Bohemian Rhapsody film...

...but I think it’s a pirate copy filmed in a cinema, because I can see a little silhouetto of a man.

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Michael Stipe confirms sex tape filmed at morgue is genuine...

..."That's me in the coroner."

When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.

But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.

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