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Filmed Jokes

The show "COPS" is no longer filmed

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras

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I recently filmed my wife wanking me off with her toes...

Got some decent footage.

I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody!

I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Did you hear they’re selling the house where they filmed American History X?

The interior is okay but it has really bad curb appeal.

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The moon landing could not have been filmed in Hollywood.

If it had, there’d be at least one scene.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

A man named Tenison March was filmed exiting the bureau of births, deaths and marriages.

Footage shows that seconds later, another man named “Samsung Galaxy-9 Jr” (formerly Allen Frank) was seen throwing wild punches at March.

March, an ex-Green Beret, was able to fend off the attack until police arrived on the scene to make an arrest.

Galaxy-9 has been charged with batter...

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I got blackmailed by a person who claims to have nudes of me

Jokes on him, now I filmed myself, send him daily videos and ask for money to make me stop.

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Michael Stipe confirms tape filmed at morgue is genuine...

..."That's me in the coroner."

I told my doctor I was paranoid my life was being filmed.

He told me to take one, action

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What do you call a filmed on a boat in the ocean?

Offshore Drilling

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It's 1956 and iconic film director Cecil B. DeMille isgetting ready to shoot the most expensive scene ever filmed: the parting of the Red Sea in his movie "The Ten Commandments."

The scene required 2200 extras and 800 animals and could be shot only once. So DeMille arranged for one not, not two, not even three cameras but four camera/cameraman set-ups surrounding the scene.

Everything's in place. DeMille shouts, "Cameras! Action!" and the scene unfolds. The moment it...
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