What’s the difference between your husband and a thriller?
One has a climax, the other has a phone.
How much would you pay to watch James Bond's secretary and Bruce Wayne's Butler team up for a Spy Action Thriller?
However much, you can bet you'd get your MoneysWorth.
I was reading this thriller book the other day in Braille
Must admit... I didn't see that coming
In office we were discussing the suspense account.
I inquired about the thriller account.
TBH I don't know if I'm getting fired or not.
A newly published novelist wrote in her blog that her 100,000-word thriller got her $1,000,000 from her publisher.
She brags at a party that her words are worth $10 each. A slightly drunk guy walks up, confronts her by the bar, plots down $10 and says “OK, wise ass, give me one of those $10 words.” The writer calmly stuffs the bill in her pocket and says “thanks” and walks away.
I don’t think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary
He’d make a better thriller
A man walks into a library
He asks the librarian: "Do you have any good psychological thrillers?"
The librarian, panicking, leans down and yells into the microphone:
"Security needed at the entrance hall! Patient D56 has escaped his cell again!"
The man answers:
"Any others? I think I've read t...
A guy is driving along when he spots a gypsies caravan on the side of the road with a sign saying, "readings $10 per person".
He pulls over thinking this could be a laugh, and enters the caravan.
The gypsy immediately grabs his hands, looks at them for a couple of seconds and looks up into the guys eyes.
She says, "Thriller, pretty woman, when doves cry ,stairway to heaven."
"wow", said the guy, "tho...
Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.
He could have called it Billie Jeans.
Those prices are THRILLER! No one can BEAT IT!
Kids pants would be half off there.
What do you call a 3-part novel about Michael Jackson?
Told my girlfriend that I've started writing a book about a serial killer that murders his lover.
She said, "That sounds exciting. I love thrillers."
I said, "It's not a thriller, it's an autobiography."
I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...
...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.
Finding Nemo is a real thriller!
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Michael Jackson goes to the Sperm Bank
Michael Jackson asked what he was supposed to do in there, and they told him to just Beat It, and Don't Stop til you Get Enough.
They asked him afterwards what it was like to jerk off in a cup, and he said it was a Thriller.
Everyone thought it was strange that he didn't have any porno...