"Bigamy" is defined as having one wife too many...

Some people define "marriage" the same way.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy?

Two mother-in-laws

I thought people would take issue with my having two wives.

But everyone said it was awful bigamy.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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If having two sex partners is bigamy, and anything above that is polygamy, what is it called when having a single sex partner?

Monotony

Bigamy.

Like the real me, just taller.

My wife recently confessed that while she still loves me, she has fallen in love with someone else as well. I want what’s best for her, so after many long talks, I said I thought they should get married as well.

I thought that was mighty bigamy.

I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife

She said it was bigamy.

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