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Bigamy Jokes

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's the punishment for bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law

"Bigamy" is defined as having one wife too many...

Some people define "marriage" the same way.

what's the worst punishment for bigamy?

2 mother in laws.

Bigamy.

Like the real me, just taller.

I accidentally knocked up my girlfriend and figured I should marry her. I'm proud though.

My wife said that was bigamy.

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If having two sex partners is bigamy, and anything above that is polygamy, what is it called when having a single sex partner?

Monotony

I thought people would take issue with my having two wives.

But everyone said it was awful bigamy.

I thought about divorcing my first wife before marrying my second,

But that wouldn’t have been very bigamy.

My wife recently confessed that while she still loves me, she has fallen in love with someone else as well. I want what’s best for her, so after many long talks, I said I thought they should get married as well.

I thought that was mighty bigamy.

I can't believe how supportive my wife was after telling her I was going to take a second wife

She said it was bigamy.

I was having an argument with my wife the other day

She wanted me to do the dishes, and I just didn't feel like it. We went at it for about 5 minutes, just cursing and arguing. "I always do the dishes blah blah blah" So I gave in and did the dishes. My other wife said it was bigamy to let her win, but I just can't stand arguing.

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