A French spy, an English spy, and an Italian spy were sent to the USSR.
Unfortunately, they were caught within a few days and held in captivity for a week. Then they were tortured for information.
The French spy was first. They tied him, tortured him, and after 20 minutes he gave them all his information.
The English spy fared the same. After being tied an...
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that t...
Three women were walking
Three women were walking when they suddenly came across a wild river on their path. They had to get across the river, but they had no idea how they were going to tackle this problem.
The first woman prayed to God:
"God, give me the strength to cross this river."
Pouf!
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The difference between Canadian and American men...
Back during WWII, an American GI met a Canadian soldier fighting along side him. The two fought together throughout the war and both made it home safely.
After the war, the two returned to their respective homes and decided to marry their respective sweethearts. The two became such good fri...
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