In ancient Japan, failures would commit ritual suicide to restore their honor
In modern America they tell jokes on reddit
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Therapist: It seems like you place the burden of all your failures on others, refusing to take responsibility due to learned helplessness, despite most of your problems being solvable.
Client: Yeah, I get that from my mother.
If there would be a competition for biggest failures...
I would probably fail in that competition too.
After all my previous failures I've decided that I won't let this happen again and I will train like I've never trained before!!!
Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
a moth goes into a pediatrist’s office
the pediatrist asks the moth, “what seems to be the problem?”
the moth responds, “My whole life is a mess. My marriage is in shambles, my daughter married this guy who I despise and who despises me, my son is a wretched failure, which only reflects my own failures.”
Ladder to Success
A man falls asleep one night with depressing thoughts of his failures in life; never has he been able to provide for his family what he wants them to have. He wakes up the next morning on the floor of a room with only a white painted ceiling and floor. No walls. Just clouds as far as he can see. In ...
Three murderers are on death row. The day rolls around for their execution. The first man sits in the electric chair and the priest says...
“Any last words?” The murderer exclaims “I’m innocent!” They pull the handle, but nothing happens. The electricity doesn’t run. The priest, astonished, says “that’s a 1 in a million chance, it must be a sign from god. you have be telling the truth.” And the first murderer is free to go.
A wise man once said that for a man to be happy, he must:
1. Find a woman who cooks well and knows how to keep the house neat and tidy. 2. Be able to exchange conversation with a woman that is at the same level as he is, intellectually speaking. 3. Be satisfied with his partner in bed. 4. Find someone who shares his dreams, visions triumphs a...