In ancient Japan, failures would commit ritual suicide to restore their honor
In modern America they tell jokes on reddit
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Therapist: It seems like you place the burden of all your failures on others, refusing to take responsibility due to learned helplessness, despite most of your problems being solvable.
Client: Yeah, I get that from my mother.
According to my Asian dad their are 2 types of people
Those who get A+ on everything and failures
If there would be a competition for biggest failures...
I would probably fail in that competition too.
After all my previous failures I've decided that I won't let this happen again and I will train like I've never trained before!!!
Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
a moth goes into a pediatrist’s office
the pediatrist asks the moth, “what seems to be the problem?”
the moth responds, “My whole life is a mess. My marriage is in shambles, my daughter married this guy who I despise and who despises me, my son is a wretched failure, which only reflects my own failures.”