Why does the law society expressly prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
... To prevent the possibility of clients being billed twice for essentially the same service.
I refuse to accept non-binary
Quantum computers are expressly forbidden in this house.
(Everyone I know cringed, so I figured yall may like it.)
Baby balloon wants to get into mummy and daddy's bed. Daddy says: No, son. You're too big and you've got your own bed, now off you go.
Baby balloon waits till mummy and daddy balloon are asleep and sneaks into bed beside them. At first, there isn't much room, so he squeezes a bit of air...
Condom use on an aircraft
A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eying each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. Rear toilet? He suggests. Five minutes, she agrees and goes off. He waits five mi...
I was recently fired as a mechanic
I could not believe it, they called me a thief. Even though it expressly says in the contract that I am allowed to take brakes!