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Executioners Jokes

In which profession the service providers never receive thanks from the people being served?

Executioners

Why don't executioners ever high-five people?

They prefer to leave 'em hanging

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If you think about it, therapists and executioners have the same job.

Both of them really take a weight off your shoulders.

Why are executioners so rich?

Because they make a killing

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All his life, Timmy wanted to be a train conductor.

He graduated top of his class in train school, and was hired by the most prestigious train company to conduct their new Super Train. This train could carry 1,000 passengers and was very expensive to manufacture.

Yet little Timmy had one fatal flaw. He has a very short attention span.

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Three man sentenced to death

Three man, one French, one Spaniard and one German were sentenced to death by guillotine. The executioner called the first one, the French, and asks him what's was his lest wish before death, he shout out "nothing, I surrender". The executioner drops the blade, but it gets stucked, the executioners ...

Once upon a time, there was a train driver.

He liked to drive his train very fast. One day, he got into a train crash, killing one person.

He goes to death row, and for his final meal he eats one banana.

They strap him up to the electric chair, smoke fills the room as he's zapped... but he's completely fine. The executioners dec...

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