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Jailer Jokes

What’s the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?

One sells watches and the other watches cells

The jailer started counting the number of inmates one morning

because he wanted a con-census.

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Two inmates were caught having sex and the deputy jailer was furious.

The lawyer representing the inmates told the jailer

"Why can't you let bi-cons be bi-cons and move on"

Wife: How time passes, it's our 30th anniversary tomorrow, and it still feels like we got married yesterday.

Husband: Only the prisoner feels the slow passage of time, not the jailer.

Blonde, Brunette, and a Redhead

So a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead committed some major crimes and were sentenced to death by the firing squad. The jailer come up to the redhead and takes her to where she needs to stand and asks her,
"Any last words?"
"Nope," replies the redhead.
The jailer says, "ready, aim, ...."...

25th anniversary

Wife to husband- ” this is our 25th anniversary, didn't even realise how time has passed”

Husband - ” hmm inmates realise the time, not the jailer... ”

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A German, an American and a Russian are in Prison

I love these jokes because they countries they choose always tell you something about the person telling it. In this case a Russian friend told it to me:



A German, and American and a Russian are locked up in a particularly brutal prison.



To train their guards, their j...

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