A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.
"We have two big needs," said the village headman. "First, we have a hospital but no doctor."
The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while, and t...
Irish Vs. English
An English naval vessel is called to attention by an Irish Guard.
Irish: Aye, approaching vessel, I advise ye turn 15 degrees south to avoid a collision.
The English Captain replies: "Negative, sir. We advise you redirect 15 degrees north to avoid said collision."
Irish: I repea...
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An American missionary travels to remote Amazonv village to spread the gospel. First, thing he realizes is that he needs to teach the natives English; as that's the only language he knows and has Bibles to distirbute. He ponders and finally approaches the headman of the village.
As the wa...