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Hangman Jokes

A man murdered his wife and was sentenced to death.

There was a crowd waiting around the gallows to watch. As the hangman put the noose around his neck, he was asked, “Do you have any last words?”

The murderer said, “Yeah, I have a joke that I came up with while I was waiting.

“So, I hadn’t showered for a week by the day I killed my wif...

On my first day as the new Hangman at the prison I ask them to “show me the ropes.”

No one at the prison thought it was funny either.

I've become a hangman's apprentice.

He showed me the ropes.

A hangman was showing his apprentice around the gallows...

A hangman was showing his apprentice around the gallows when they arrived at all the different nooses

“Why do you need so many nooses?” Asked the apprentice

“Well you see, the first one is the 5 o’clock noose. The second one is the 7 o’clock noose and this third one is the 9 o’clock n...

Who was the Hangman favorite talkshow host?

David Letterman

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I was playing Hangman with a friend...

...and he threw at me what he said was a truly challenging word - a proper noun no less! Said it was someone who was all over the news a lot as of late. All I had to go on were an i and a couple e's. Not a lot of *ease* that *I* could really glean from that! Now, I was sipping some tea at the time, ...

Why does the hangman never high five people?

It's his job to leave them hanging.

You can't even play "Hangman" in school any more because it's considered offensive

It's now "Hangperson"

What's the hardest answer to get correct in hangman? asked my nine year old...

I knew it would be JAZZ, but I wanted to play along, so I had a made a few guesses before starting in on what I thought would be the correct letters. "Wrong" he said again and again until he drew the lifeless body. "Well, what is the answer?" I asked.

XYAK he wrote down. "That's not a word," ...

What did the condemned prisoner say when he was informed that the hangman forgot the rope?

No noose is good noose.

What did the Mexican hangman serve his victims as a last meal?

Pico de Gallows

Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman?

All work has been suspended.

What is a suicidal man's favorite game?

Hangman

My gf broke up with me while I was making a vlog.

So if you liked this video, leave a like, subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications. If we can get this video to 1000 likes, I'll make another video on the hangman challenge.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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So me and this girl have been getting together pretty regularly to play Scrabble on the weekends...

...the other day we decided to meet at a bar after work and I made a joke about how it's too bad we can't play Scrabble in the bar, hoping she'd say, "We can still play Scrabble on our cellphones!" because everybody knows about those Scrabble apps, right? (Man, I could really go for a good game of S...

How did the KKK member guess the name of his daughter's new black boyfriend?

They played hangman.

Whats Donald Trumps least favourite game?

Consequence free hangman.
He doesn't like the fake noose.

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