What do you call a steam engine that transports low purity meth?

Thomas the Crank Engine

Why do metalheads like steam engines so much?

They do a lot of chugging.

I filled a steam engine with Holy Water.

The Power of Christ Propels You!
The Power of Christ Propels You!
The Power of Christ Propels You!

How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?

He trained.

What do you call an emotional train?

A self-steam engine.

Teacher to a sleepy kid in class: Who invented the Steam engine?

Student trying to act awake: What sir?

Teacher : Correct, James Watt invented the steam engine.


[not mine, I heard it a few years ago, just had this in my thought train]

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