What do you call a loaf of bread with 1500 horsepower?

A Baguetti

What kind of horse is the fastest?

>! A pregnant one, because it has 2 horsepower !<

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked....

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy....

Inspector: Colour of her eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.....

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Husband: Not sure, changes with seasons...

Did you know pregnant horses run faster?

They have two horsepower.

So my wife went missing. I went to the police to report her disappearance...

The policeman asked “What is she wearing?”
I replied “I don’t recall”.
The policeman asked “What is her height?”
I replied “Average”.
The policeman asked “Weight?”
I replied “Who knows?”
The policeman asked “Hair colour?”
I replied “Mmm what month ar...

Why didn't motorcycle cop catch the cowboy?

Well,

The cowboy had some real horsepower and the cop was "too tired".

hellcat and the mx-5

A Dodge Challenger Hellcat is roaring through the mountains when little mx-5 catches up to it. The Hellcat pushes harder, hard on the gas on the straights, hard on the brakes before the turns. But no matter what the Hellcat does, the mx-5 is still right on the Hellcat.



Finally the Hel...

Harley

The quickest way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower

Stinky smell in the car ...

-Sir.. how many horsepower is your car?
- 120 horses
- I am afraid that one of them is Dead.

It seems there were actually three power groups in Charlottesville

White Power, Black Power, and Horsepower

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