Why are Diesel engines so loud?

Because you get more bang for your buck.

If you had to choose between a wonderful wife or a wonderful car..

Would you choose a petrol or a diesel engine ?

A Baked Bean lover

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day, he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "She'll never...

Granny

Son asks his father:

S: "Does granny know something about automatic transmission?"

D: "No"

S: "And what about diesel engines?"

D: "No"

S: "Then why are they showing her in TV lying under a bus?"

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