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A group of protesters have been using catapults to launch cow dung at recently erected wind turbines

They've missed every shot so far, but I have a feeling that if they manage to topple one it will be big news, and we'll all remember this day, saying,

"Where were you when the shit hit the fan?"

What’s the difference between a physicist and a physician?

A physicist is busy before firing a catapult; the physician is busy after.

Catapults

Catapults are the joke - this post was made by me, the trebuchets

Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.

So far the answer is none at all.

I can throw rocks further than catapults.

I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?

What do you call a church-owned catapult?

A nunchuck!

I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.

It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

The difference between a seesaw and a catapult?

An overweight friend.

Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!

Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!

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This man walks to the pet store to buy a parrot.

The guy at the store says, "I only have one parrot, and he talks and all, but he has no legs."

"No legs!" says the man. "How does he hold up on the perch?"

"It's actually quite ingenious: he hooks his dick around the base of it."

The man is quite impressed and he takes the legle...

A long time ago...

For many years, a small indian village had been mistreated by a great fire breathing dragon. All the villages were too scared to even leave their houses at night, that was except for a young man named Urkake.

Urkake was a fearless fighter who swore to the village that he would slay the drago...

So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling.

I don't think they trust my human catapult.

A driver loses control of her car, sliding towards a concrete wall...

At the last moment, the companion on the front seat pulls the handbrake. The car turns around and stops inches from the wall.

The pale passengers from the backseats start to cheer their savior.

-Ah, no, honestly, you don't need to thank me. I'm not a driver! I'm a fighter-jet pilot, an...

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