Locomotive Jokes

Because he wasn't trained properly.

He had locomotives

A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The wa... read more

It was a freight of cargo.

A trainee.

Lot's of training

I don't know. He must have had a locomotive.

Because Jesus could only walk on water but a locomotive runs on steam.

He made the trains run on thyme.

A teacher says "Spit out your gum."

A locomotive says "Choo choo"

Dang, I just lost my train of thought.

He trained hard.

Steamwork

Batman: "I fight a penguin and a really persistent clown"

It was really well trained.

They decide to go by train to see the scenery. After few hours the train stops. The train just stands there for 4 hours without any sign of moving. Eventually one of the Germans approaches the conductor and asks, what is happening:

''The driver is exchanging the locomotive''

''For 4 ho... read more

I'm not quite sure myself honestly but he has to have some sort of locomotive.

A cop fills him in on what happened.

“Apparently the killer is riddled with dementia and considers the train his lover, so he killed the train operator out of jealousy”

“Wow” says the detective, looking up at the train in question.

“That’s some locomotive”

Because they have locomotives.

Alex Salmond's colleagues decided it would be a worthy gesture to name a railway locomotive after him, so an official went to the National Railway Museum at York to investigate the possibilities.

"There are a number of locomotives at the NRM without names," a consultant told the official, but... read more

"Man that's a locomotive"

None. They're both locomotives.

Because he had a locomotive

(Came up with this earlier today and told my 14 year old daughter. She was not impressed.)

I'm going to write a new movie script. It will be about a locomotive that breaks down and must, by pure manpower alone, be pulled back to the rail yard.
I'll call it "How To Drag Your Train In."

Locomotive.

GENERAL:
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, gives policy to God.

COLONEL:
Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a spe... read more

He always had a locomotive.

He was arrested for the murder of a passenger and in his confession he said he did it because the passenger was wearing pink shoes. I never would have thought that he was capable of something like this, but I must admit he had a locomotive.

I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)

They decide to have a wager on who's the best burglar, the rules being the lights go down and the person steals as much as they can without getting caught in the amount of time the lights are down on their turn.

The Mexican goes first, the lights go down, and they come back on one minute late... read more

He had locomotives!

Locomotives