The creator of Star Trek was renowned for emptying his bowels in obscure places.
He would boldly go where no man had gone before.
Have you seen the videos of people emptying supermarkets because of coronavirus. I went to the local supermarket at 9am today - it was closed.
Turns out they open at 10am.
I went to see the doctor yesterday as I wasn’t feeling too good after emptying my bagless vacuum cleaner
He told me I might actually dyson.
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A man is on his first brutal day as a crewman of a pirate ship. He is swabbing the decks, heaving ropes, and emptying pisspots. All the horrible jobs delegated the new sailor.
Then out onto the deck steps the meanest, crustiest, saltiest pirate captain you can imagine. He's got a peg leg, an eyepatch, a hook for a hand, a parrot on his shoulder, a long beard, a gold ear ring, and a saber at his side.
The new sailor is awestruck. He nudges a fellow sailor and and as...