Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.

Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.



Which, incidentally, is also why most Afghanistan jokes are falling flat.

But also because everyone knows the Dems are pro-choice, they didn't have to abort a whole country just to prove it.



I think I'm startin...

Today I realised that eating ice cream isn't filling the emptiness I feel inside.

But I'm no quitter.

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Things I've learned from video games

My mother has been fucked to death many times.

I'm really a cigarette in disguise.

I'm also actually of African descent, my father will be very upset to find that one out. Though my real father is probably one of those random people who fucked her to death.

A lot of people are m...

Medium

A model (I guess we'll call... Anna?), quite successful in her career, one day tragically loses a close relative, her father. The sense of emptiness left is so great eventually she decides to seek the help of a seer, someone who can speak to the dead.

She quickly finds one in her area, she de...

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